As you can see, this is the new pad… welcome and make yourself at home!
I’ve added a couple of new dates, so be sure to check out the shows section. And all the pages up top, for that matter. Really- feel free to browse around!
Wait… except for that page.
I mean it; please don’t go there.
That’s my personal space!
You know, there’s really no nice way of saying this, but you’ve had way too much to drink, and…
Woah! That vase you just shattered once belonged to my great-grandmother.
No, you may not crash on the couch.
Ok, that’s it.
I’m calling you a cab.